1. I can regain the powers of coherent speech and thought.
2. Think of all the Fresh Pots jokes that are going to waste.
3. People who are awake and alert tend to look fresher in the face. I, however, am starting to look like a dropped pie.
4. I can work on getting rid of this bruise on my knee from banging into the coffee table. (‘Coffee’ table. See, it’s just there to mock me.)
5. I’ll have an excuse to do this: