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screecher replied to your post: There are three police cars just down the street… omg i would...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:49:33 +1000

screecher replied to your post: There are three police cars just down the street…

omg i would shat myself

I was inside and didn’t know what was happening until I heard a lot of screaming and then the divvy vans showed up.

I’ve been involved in serious accidents and confrontations involving weapons before. Things just go wrong so quickly before there’s a chance to really process it. Doesn’t look like anyone’s been hurt in this case so that’s some crisis averted.

There are three police cars just down the street from me trying to pin down someone who’s been...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:27:53 +1000

There are three police cars just down the street from me trying to pin down someone who’s been after people with a knife.

He told one of the cops to fuck off and tried to run and they’ve jumped on him like it’s American football.

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Wed, 22 May 2013 22:00:06 +1000

angelfoxblue replied to your post: We haven’t even reached the point of discussing… Don’t...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:58:00 +1000

angelfoxblue replied to your post: We haven’t even reached the point of discussing…

Don’t stress. They won’t last long.

They are not prepared. I’m armed with brains, personal experience, a Year 6 debating championship and some cider. Player 3 has entered the game.

Okay, one of them just said he created the Millenium Bug and that about wraps it up.

Eating a can of tuna over the sink in my pyjamas is one of the underrated pleasures in life.

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:49:23 +1000

Eating a can of tuna over the sink in my pyjamas is one of the underrated pleasures in life.

We haven’t even reached the point of discussing mental illness yet and there are already...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:42:45 +1000

We haven’t even reached the point of discussing mental illness yet and there are already people going back and forth in the course’s forum about whether “illness” (their quotation marks, not mine) is purely about not being able to handle societal extremes, if they’re just excuses, blah made up blah.

These are psychology students.

Excuse me, I have things that need punching.

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Wed, 22 May 2013 17:04:47 +1000

Should I find it so hilarious that this Daft Punk photoshoot had a makeup artist?

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:00:01 +1000

Should I find it so hilarious that this Daft Punk photoshoot had a makeup artist?

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Wed, 22 May 2013 16:56:02 +1000

My friend told me about this health expert she heard on the radio recently who said that people who...

Wed, 22 May 2013 16:52:27 +1000

My friend told me about this health expert she heard on the radio recently who said that people who accuse smokers of being “a drain on the health system” have no idea that the revenue made from selling cigarettes and tobacco actually funds our Medicare scheme, and that’s why the government doesn’t genuinely commit to stemming the rate of smokers in this country. That’s also why the taxes keep going up on smokes.

Well then.

The next time that a salesperson sees the ‘do not knock’ sticker at my door and knocks anyway, I...

Wed, 22 May 2013 16:32:00 +1000

The next time that a salesperson sees the ‘do not knock’ sticker at my door and knocks anyway, I want to play the Angels with Filthy Souls clip from Home Alone just to see if that would actually work.

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Wed, 22 May 2013 15:57:30 +1000

I’ll be tempted to bung myself into the dryer for a while at this rate.

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:56:19 +1000

I’ll be tempted to bung myself into the dryer for a while at this rate.

giraffepoliceforce: If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls...

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:43:01 +1000

giraffepoliceforce:

If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.

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Wed, 22 May 2013 15:20:40 +1000

I’ve got three layers on and a throw rug and it’s still cold. The dog is trying to...

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:19:09 +1000

I’ve got three layers on and a throw rug and it’s still cold.

The dog is trying to climb up the chair and wriggle up said layers for warmth and this is a fur-based being.

It’s not even Winter yet.

Australia, get your shit together.

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Wed, 22 May 2013 14:56:38 +1000

Epic live mid-song solos. Nothing else to add. Just taking a moment to appreciate.

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:55:58 +1000

Epic live mid-song solos.

Nothing else to add. Just taking a moment to appreciate.

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Wed, 22 May 2013 14:26:24 +1000

I just want you to know that I think you are one of the most nice and real people on Tumblr and whoever gets to call you a friend is the luckiest on earth. Each day I love you more.

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:14:33 +1000

The title of Nicest might be going to the wrong person here but thank you a million times over! Those are really sweet things to say. That settles it. We must meet so prolonged hugging can take place and maybe the stroking of hair.