Sister Mary Hawkins // Kerrang! August 2005

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Kirri. Aussie. Hopeless music junkie. Mischievous, gregarious and a cuddler. Booker 'n' cooker by day, painter of towns by night. I genuinely love meeting people from all walks of life. That means you. Hi.

My musical tastes include but are definitely not limited to: Foo Fighters, Taylor Hawkins & The Coattail Riders, Split Enz, The Beatles, Queen, Thirsty Merc, Scissor Sisters, Pulp, The Clash, Live, Joan Jett & The Blackhearts, The Divinyls, Imelda May, The Cars, Garbage, Madness, AC/DC, Alanis Morissette, Nirvana, The Kinks, Peter Frampton, Three Dog Night, The Who, The Police, The Doors, RHCP, David Bowie, Placebo, Wings, Pearl Jam, Nikka Costa, Adam Lambert, QOTSA, Them Crooked Vultures, The Rolling Stones, Amy Winehouse, The Presidents of the USA, Metallica, Talking Heads, Supergrass, No Doubt, Oasis, Silverchair, Iggy Pop and Billy Idol. I also have a penchant for glam and 90's music. (LAST.FM)

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Kerrang! August 2005

DAVE: “IF YOU ABSOLUTELY HAD TO HAVE SEX WITH A MALE ROCK STAR, WHO WOULD IT BE?”
CHRIS: “Nate Mendel.”
DAVE: “No, he’s got that hairy chest. It would get in the way.”
TAYLOR: “Who’s a pretty man? Hmmm. What kind of sex are we talking? Can it be just a hand-job?”
NATE: “You’re just making it worse for yourself here.”
TAYLOR: “You’re right; maybe it is better to leave it vague. Who’s the manliest man you can think of?”
NATE: “Really?You want to be on the bottom?”
TAYLOR: “No, I’d want to make someone manly feel like a little girl. What about Freddie Mercury? He might show you a good time, if he wasn’t dead.”
NATE: “He certainly would have made you feel at home in an odd environment. He’d say, ‘Taylor, I know this might be a little odd for you but let me show you how it works.’ I think we’d have to fight over him, Taylor.”
TAYLOR: “You can keep him, I’ll take Scott Weiland. He’s skinny. I could fuck him prison-style all night.”
DAVE: “I guess I’d have to go with Sting because, apparently, he can fuck all night.”
CHRIS: “Really? Dude, if you’re having sex with a male rock star do you really want it to go on all night?”
DAVE: “..Next question.”